h A PPY birTHDAy TO YOUUU YOU LIVE IN A ZOO AND A LALALALA LA did you know that the earth is a zoo full of humans and everything else on earth? it's like an all-in-one planetary exhibit !!!!
I HOPE YOU LIKE THE CAKE AND HAVE A GREAT-ALMOST-LEGAL-AGE DAY
oh wOW IT'S A CAKE BADGE THANK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH of course the earth is a zoo how else would trump get the republican nomination?? ;~;
(half a month later oops) omg THAT IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST ANALYSIS IN EXISTENCE AND CAN YOU STILL BELIEVE IT but like apparently he says he likes obama now so who knows what's going to happen ??